Alien Heads



June 30, 2022

Captain's Log Stardate 30.06.2022: The last almost two weeks have been trying. The weakest kitten - the only female, a chocolate or seal colourpoint - was born with a prolapse I had to pop back in. She's still smaller than the others. There are two large colourpoint males, I suspect a flame point and a seal point. The black male (might be a blue male) has a severely crusty left eye. I de-crust the eye two or more times daily. Harvey has gone hypocalcemic and needs to be given calcium daily. However, she has mutinied against the calcium and when she hears me crushing the pill, she lodges herself in the Jeffries tubes so deep that no one can reach her. The day I missed giving her calcium, she worsened. I luckily caught her today and made it an order. She improves quickly, almost instantly.

June 17, 2022

Captain's log 17.06.2022: Harvey was acting strangely, hiding in her box and insisting I stay with her. The new queen Oreo believed there was something going on in the box and thus I concluded Harvey was in labour. However, three hours later Harvey exited the box and seemed to be normal, lying in her usual spots, still very pregnant, and in no distress. Contacted another captain with more experience (Rebecka Terry) who informed me that from the first day of breeding (which was April 16th) the babies should come in no less than 65 days, making three days from now the earliest they may arrive safely. Apparently Harvey is not in labour now and Oreo was just being a cat, making a big deal about the box and Harvey being inside it.

June 17, 2022

Captain's log supplemental: Harvey had her babies. There are four colourpoint and one solid black. I should have listened to Oreo. I have put a formal commendation on her record and a formal reprimand on mine.

May 16, 2022

Captain's log 16.05.2022: After many months of no progress on the mission to obtain offspring from Harvey, sought help from the Q rather than declare the mission a failure. Beyond the boundaries of Fantasia where Time, Space, and Thought are not the separate things they appear to be, encountered a strange Q who was willing to make the impossible... possible. He had pebbly skin, was a rather snappy dresser, spoke with a vague Irish accent, and kept calling everyone Dearie. He went on and on about a terrible price, but nevermind that - Harvey is pregnant and three kittens are on the way! At last, and after much hardship, the mission is a success. Her due date is between June 13th and June 16th and the father is Weir (Oourbos).

Nov. 11, 2021

Captain's log 11.11.2021: Just after midnight on the start of this day is the hopeful conception date of Harvey's first litter.